tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via icedcoffeeheavyweights)

justfeedmepizza:

derekthereindeer:

why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone 

(Source: jaredtops, via crystallized-teardrops)

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

(via i-use-to-be-fat)