When I'm waiting for grades to be posted
Three year-old me: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
Me now: oh my god dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets.
*grabs a snack* *settles in to watch some tv* *watches the opening scene of Hannibal* *shoves snack very far from sight*
cancune: if a guy stares at ur boobs just stare at his dick maybe squint a little bit
if you start kissing my neck there’s a 169% chance i’m going to rip your clothes off
tickettoheaven: chafing-nipples: dangermat: when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide bananas commit murder suicide that’s pretty fucking metal I’d say it’s pretty fucking bananas
justfeedmepizza: derekthereindeer: why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone